by Roy Nassau | Dec 13, 2021 | Work PAFU
I sell jaguars and range rovers. The other day I was showing a customer from Rumson, NJ a 90,000 rr sport the options her car offered, when some 30 year old jack off on an old 10 speed bike stopped in front of us to yell out his alleged bad experience with Range...
by Roy Nassau | Dec 13, 2021 | Work PAFU
I’ve told this story before, but I like telling it because fuck Tammy. I had a boss named Tammy. One night, we were all working late doing stocktake, and we were discussing the impending lunar eclipse. Someone asked what happens during an eclipse. Tammy grandly...
by Roy Nassau | Dec 13, 2021 | Work PAFU
“Waiter, there’s a mouse in my salad!”. These are not the words you want to hear if you are a waiter at a nice theme park restaurant. And, they are not the words you want to hear if you are a theme park attorney getting ready to tee off with your boss and your friend...
by Roy Nassau | Dec 13, 2021 | Work PAFU
I made an appointment with the Jeep dealership to have an oil change and replace a back tire that cannot be repaired. I made the appointment Monday of this week, I discussed exactly what I needed and the tire that needed to be replaced. I assumed having bought our...
by Roy Nassau | Dec 1, 2021 | Work PAFU
So this guy worked for us as an insurance sales representative for about a year and a half. He was a “smooth talker”, so while he could talk the talk, he could not walk the walk. Over the course of 18 or so months, he was able to write 2 accounts; one of those being...
