by Roy Nassau | Dec 13, 2021 | Uncategorized
I was driving a drunk friend home after a night out. I got pulled over by the police in the parking lot of my apt. One cop was older, the other a rookie. The older man asked if I was drinking. I replied to the affirmative. The young cop yelled at me “WHY ARE YOU...
by Roy Nassau | Dec 13, 2021 | Uncategorized
This afternoon I pulled into the local post office. There are 8 spots and there were no customers except me in the parking area. I went in to check for mail in my P.O. Box, pulled the mail and went back to my car that was running… another car was pulled in behind me...
by Roy Nassau | Dec 13, 2021 | Uncategorized
I headed up to the 1st floor of Wisma Kosan Block A to get a bird’s eye view of this rare style of parking. Its really funny and dumb at the same time till it deserves two slots in my photostream. Obviously the driver couldn’t care much about the poor taxi...
by Roy Nassau | Dec 13, 2021 | Work PAFU
I’ve told this story before, but I like telling it because fuck Tammy. I had a boss named Tammy. One night, we were all working late doing stocktake, and we were discussing the impending lunar eclipse. Someone asked what happens during an eclipse. Tammy grandly...
by Roy Nassau | Dec 13, 2021 | Work PAFU
I sell jaguars and range rovers. The other day I was showing a customer from Rumson, NJ a 90,000 rr sport the options her car offered, when some 30 year old jack off on an old 10 speed bike stopped in front of us to yell out his alleged bad experience with Range...